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2008-01-21 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Warning to All Women ! - Check Your Internet Dating Service Inbox Now - "Graphic"

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Posted by Elmavitle Cherese4077 2008-01-21 07:40|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 What's an "internet dating service inbox" and why should I check it?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-01-21 10:01|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-01-21 10:01|| Front Page Top

#2 he's looking for a new girlfiend, who can groom his back....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-01-21 10:09|| 2008-01-21 10:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Eeeeewwwwwww, Frank.

Now I have to go scrub my mind with Brillo. :-(

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-01-21 10:12|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-01-21 10:12|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought KSM wasn't allowed internet access?

Posted by Seafarious 2008-01-21 10:32|| 2008-01-21 10:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Thankfully I chose not to scroll down. There are sights I do not need imprinted on my brain.

Posted by Excalibur 2008-01-21 10:44|| 2008-01-21 10:44|| Front Page Top

#6 He looks a bit like Abdominal Snowman, but waaay smaller, and with brown fur rather than reddish, shorter too. All in all, a very poor hominid.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-01-21 11:22|| 2008-01-21 11:22|| Front Page Top

#7 He doesn't really look a thing like me; he doesn't nearly have as much fur.

As long as he washed a lot, I'm not sure what the problem is.

"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Dick's, and his hair was perfect."

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-01-21 11:30|| 2008-01-21 11:30|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm not sure what the problem is.

Outside the norm in Chinese culture, I think.

Posted by lotp 2008-01-21 12:08|| 2008-01-21 12:08|| Front Page Top

#9 The Gentleman's Occupation - See link

Posted by Ebbolulet Dark Lord of the Swedes9659 2008-01-21 13:14|| http://china.org.cn/english/NM-e/171871.htm]">[http://china.org.cn/english/NM-e/171871.htm] 2008-01-21 13:14|| Front Page Top

#10 HEY... girlz have some damn heart, Jeeze..
Just think Ladies, you can have your own Man-Pet..

*extra petting bonus* Yu comes with comes with a lifetime supply of flea collars.

/shag 7.65

Posted by RD">RD 2008-01-21 13:43|| 2008-01-21 13:43|| Front Page Top

#11 "I feel like King Kong...(he said to me kinda smugly).

I THOUGHT he meant that I would FEEL as though HE would feel kinda like King Kong.

Nope.

Posted by Jenna Jamison 2008-01-21 14:06|| 2008-01-21 14:06|| Front Page Top

#12 I think most people are missing the point. If he dons and doffs a sweater twice, he could jump a car battery. Crank him on a spit and you have AC power.

Posted by Super Hose 2008-01-21 14:50|| 2008-01-21 14:50|| Front Page Top

#13 Snowy is ginger? I alwayz figured he was white or blondish.

Posted by Bobby Fischer 2008-01-21 18:13|| 2008-01-21 18:13|| Front Page Top

#14 Thanks for the warning. THere are things you cannto unsee. And you apparently helped me avoid one of them today.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-01-21 19:35|| 2008-01-21 19:35|| Front Page Top

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