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2008-09-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Moonshine found in truck stopped for weaving
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Posted by Deacon Blues 2008-09-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ]  Top

#1 Moonshine found in DRIVER stopped for weaving
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-09-10 01:25||   2008-09-10 01:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Behind the hill
There's a busy little still
Where your Pappy's workin' in the moonlight

Your lovin' paw
Isn't quite within the law
So he's hidin' there behind the hill

Bye bye baby
Stop your yawnin'
Don't cry baby
Day will be dawning

And when it does
From the mountain where he wuz
He'll be coming with jug of moonshine

So count your sheep
Mama's singing you to sleep
With the Moonshine Lullaby

--credit Irving Berlin, Annie Get Your Gun
Posted by Seafarious 2008-09-10 01:45||   2008-09-10 01:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Guffey told authorities he parked his truck with nearly $3,000 inside it in Flag Pond, took a walk and came back to find it full of moonshine.

The tooth fairy must have gotten a promotion.
Posted by Grins Oppressor of the Pixies4430 2008-09-10 02:36||   2008-09-10 02:36|| Front Page Top

#4 That's about $8 a quart. Cheaper at Walmart, especially when you figure in the gas for the trip from NC to Tenn. Next time stay home and get snockered with local juice. Cheaper and more time to get pie-eyed and stay that way.
Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-09-10 06:57||   2008-09-10 06:57|| Front Page Top

#5 cheaper at Walmart, but the proof's prolly a digit lower
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2008-09-10 07:06||   2008-09-10 07:06|| Front Page Top

#6 R of O, you haven't had East Tennessee Moonshine. By the way, Excellant first name.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2008-09-10 07:45||   2008-09-10 07:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Guffey told authorities he parked his truck with nearly $3,000 inside it in Flag Pond, took a walk and came back to find it full of moonshine.

It happens, you know.
Posted by anonymous5089 2008-09-10 08:58||   2008-09-10 08:58|| Front Page Top

#8 Hindu gods statues make milk offerings disappear, Catholic virgin Mary statues weep blood, and moonshine appears in pick-up trucks. It's a cultural thing.
Posted by anonymous5089 2008-09-10 08:59||   2008-09-10 08:59|| Front Page Top

#9 If Guffey was smart he would have claimed his truck was a FlexFuel vehicle and that was his spare fuel.
Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back!  2008-09-10 09:40||   2008-09-10 09:40|| Front Page Top

#10 It was all for personal use, officer!
Posted by Swamp Blondie in the Cornfields 2008-09-10 12:32||   2008-09-10 12:32|| Front Page Top

#11 It doesn't matter if it's for personal use or not, Moonshine is not lawful.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2008-09-10 12:42||   2008-09-10 12:42|| Front Page Top

#12 Guffey told authorities he parked his truck with nearly $3,000 inside it in Flag Pond, took a walk and came back to find it full of moonshine.

Seriously, that's a damn fine way to be sure the Moonshiner remains unidentified. You don't see him, you can't identify him.
Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim  2008-09-10 12:47||   2008-09-10 12:47|| Front Page Top

#13 On second thought I'll bet not just any truck would be "Filled" Only the ones the moonshiner's acquainted with.
Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim  2008-09-10 12:50||   2008-09-10 12:50|| Front Page Top

#14 Ya'know, something like that happens at my house; i leave a wallet full a' money and right after Spousal Unit passes by, it be MT. Not even no hootch, Dammit!
Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-09-10 15:30||   2008-09-10 15:30|| Front Page Top

#15 D *** NG IT *hic*, CLEARLY *hic* THE MAN/DRIVER *hic* IS INNOCENT **hic-hic**!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-09-10 20:57||   2008-09-10 20:57|| Front Page Top

#16 LOL, Joe!!
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2008-09-10 21:00||   2008-09-10 21:00|| Front Page Top

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