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2008-10-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Wife pours boiling water on hubby's johnsonal area

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Posted by tu3031 2008-10-09 13:23|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Only second degree? Shoulda used the McD's coffee honey. It's worth millions. :)

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-10-09 14:07|| 2008-10-09 14:07|| Front Page Top

#2 R - E - S - P - E - C - T ...

Posted by Steve White 2008-10-09 14:09|| 2008-10-09 14:09|| Front Page Top

#3 This is too easy:

Something about sterilizing meat....

Or quoting the ballpark frank commercial about cooking and plump......

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-10-09 15:14|| 2008-10-09 15:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Apparently Ealy hid the sharp objects...

Posted by Pappy 2008-10-09 16:59|| 2008-10-09 16:59|| Front Page Top

#5 ROFLMAO! Great in-line, tu! :-D

I think I strained something....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-10-09 17:28|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-10-09 17:28|| Front Page Top

#6 Hot water kills germs. If hubby was wandering, this was good disease prevention on her part.

Posted by lotp 2008-10-09 17:59|| 2008-10-09 17:59|| Front Page Top

#7 SUSPECTED of cheating. Evidently there was no evidence. Wonder what the snark would be if a man poured boiling water in a woman's snatch, based on mere suspicion?

Can you say "DOUBLE STANDARD?"

Yes... I knew you could!

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-10-09 18:17|| 2008-10-09 18:17|| Front Page Top

#8 That's why it's a LURID crime tale, Scooter ...

Posted by Steve White 2008-10-09 19:20|| 2008-10-09 19:20|| Front Page Top

#9 "Johnsonal" > WHOA, HAVEN'T HEARD THAT TERM IN LONG WHILE.

Back in my younger days, that term here in Vietnam-era and Post-Vietnam/Nixon Guam [as per "Johnson & Johnson" Co. Baby Products] meant only the arse-buttock area, NOT "the Other"!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-10-09 19:42|| 2008-10-09 19:42|| Front Page Top

#10 coulda been worse, recommendations are to poke it with a fork before microwaving.....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-10-09 20:28|| 2008-10-09 20:28|| Front Page Top

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