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2008-10-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Pet rat sets house on fire
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Posted by Mike 2008-10-14 16:08|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top

#1 "I had a few beers before it happened, but nothing out of the ordinary," Stanifer told Eyewitness News.

Rats, twine, jingle bells, a lighter, beer, and Florida. A dangerous combination...
Posted by tu3031 2008-10-14 16:23||   2008-10-14 16:23|| Front Page Top

#2 "Rats, twine, jingle bells, a lighter, beer, and Florida. A dangerous combination..."

But that's OK, because it was alight beer.

/ducks, covers
Posted by USN,Ret. 2008-10-14 16:53||   2008-10-14 16:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Now how did I know beer would be involved....?
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2008-10-14 19:59|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2008-10-14 19:59|| Front Page Top

#4 "the damage to the home will cost nearly $30,000 to repair. The rat was unharmed."

Not after Mom gets home....
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2008-10-14 20:01|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2008-10-14 20:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like George V. Higgins meets Carl Hiaasen. George wrote "The Rat on Fire", you know.
Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow  2008-10-14 21:46||   2008-10-14 21:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Hehe - reminds me of RAISING ARIZONA, the scene where the "LONE BIKER OF THE APOCALYPSE" Bounty Hunter = Devil discovers shennagians were afoot in Arizona when His attempt to casually kill a fluffy wabbit via hand grenade failed.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-10-14 22:56||   2008-10-14 22:56|| Front Page Top

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