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2009-01-22 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac (NOT satire!)

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-01-22 10:35|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 If I were a poodle I, too, would take it personally if I found out my humans were the ones responsible for turning France into what it is.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-01-22 11:19|| 2009-01-22 11:19|| Front Page Top

#2 If it were a German breed Chirac would have surrendered.

Posted by Beavis 2009-01-22 11:28|| 2009-01-22 11:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Had it been a standard poodle , our buddy Chirac might not have gotten off so easily.

Posted by Underdog 2009-01-22 11:33|| 2009-01-22 11:33|| Front Page Top

#4 The old fool couldn't even recognize the danger of a mad dog in his own home. How was he supposed to recognize the threat from all those Algerians and Moroccans he let into France?

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-01-22 12:01|| 2009-01-22 12:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Pic of the killer pooch here...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/21/article-0-00712B7A00000258-678_468x286.jpg

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-22 12:05|| 2009-01-22 12:05|| Front Page Top

#6 You're kidding, tu. That little fluff ball mauled him?

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-01-22 12:07|| 2009-01-22 12:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Is there some kind of global right-wing canine conspiracy?

No

Posted by Chomps 2009-01-22 12:21|| 2009-01-22 12:21|| Front Page Top

Approves. For him to poop on.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2009-01-22 12:23|| 2009-01-22 12:23|| Front Page Top

#9 has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks"

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-01-22 12:30|| 2009-01-22 12:30|| Front Page Top

#10 should've named the dog Karma.

Posted by Andy Ulusoque aka Broadhead6 2009-01-22 12:32|| 2009-01-22 12:32|| Front Page Top

#11 This story has about 18 different levels of pathetic fucks in it.

Posted by DarthVader 2009-01-22 14:50|| 2009-01-22 14:50|| Front Page Top

#12 Now the poor dog will have to get rabies shots.

Posted by DMFD 2009-01-22 19:39|| 2009-01-22 19:39|| Front Page Top

#13 has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks"

Bullshit. Chirac was involved - there's nothing unprovoked about it.

Wouldn't you attack if you had to live with Chirac?

Poor doggie.

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