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2009-02-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Mike 2009-02-24 08:31|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 (Insert allegory on unauthorized ~~aliens~~ intruders overrunning the ability of a government to carry out its responsibilities and duties)(Insert 'Ah, but they're so cute and didn't intend to create problems /sarcasm off')

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-02-24 09:11|| 2009-02-24 09:11|| Front Page Top

#2 The mice injured by the fall were promptly represented by slip and fall lawyers.

Posted by ed 2009-02-24 10:07|| 2009-02-24 10:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Where's the food? You don't raise that many mice without a bountiful food supply. Find the food supply and lace it with some blood thinner. Problem will resolve itself.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-02-24 11:41|| 2009-02-24 11:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Your answer is the best mousetrap in the world, the domestic house cat.

Could make for some interesting trials as Tom chases Jerry, and eats him in court, But you could always deputize the cats as "Rodent Exterminators.

Posted by Rednek Jim 2009-02-24 12:11|| 2009-02-24 12:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Eh. Florida is deservedly famous for its vermin.

Posted by Seafarious 2009-02-24 13:32|| 2009-02-24 13:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Local gov, rats at the federal level.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-02-24 17:10|| 2009-02-24 17:10|| Front Page Top

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