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2012-03-05 International-UN-NGOs

Syrian 'stalemate' shows UN 'not fit for purpose', says head of General Assembly

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Posted by tipper 2012-03-05 03:55|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 First order of business for the general assembly is to outlaw the production and use of all pork products and the keeping of dogs as pets. Second, to outlaw Israel.

It was pointed out some time ago that the *average* education of UN delegates is fifth grade. This is worse than it sounds, as the western delegates on the low end of the curve all have advanced degrees.

Nepotism is rife, and on an average day, the security staff confiscate 70 or more deadly weapons that delegates have tried to smuggle in, including blow guns with poison darts, knives, explosives and guns.

Delegates who ignore the prohibition against campfires in offices object bitterly to being prohibited from bringing in dried animal dung they use for fuel.

Posted by Anonymoose 2012-03-05 08:34|| 2012-03-05 08:34|| Front Page Top

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