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2012-04-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Possibly the greatest headline in the history of news
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Posted by tu3031 2012-04-07 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [188 views ]  Top

#1 Best DAILY MAIL e-v-a-r!, espec as per Jenny Love Hewitt.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-04-07 00:22||   2012-04-07 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Should I wonder what the monkey wrench was doing there or should I leave it alone?
Posted by gorb 2012-04-07 01:40||   2012-04-07 01:40|| Front Page Top

#3 It was in the Conservatory with Mr. White.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-04-07 02:38||   2012-04-07 02:38|| Front Page Top

#4 The 'Rose N Bowl' pub is ... yes, "Biker Friendly." But of course, you already knew that.

(Something for the ladies as well)
Posted by Besoeker 2012-04-07 04:08||   2012-04-07 04:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Nothing beats "Headless Body in Topless Bar".
Posted by Eric Jablow  2012-04-07 08:44||   2012-04-07 08:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Best comment on this story (so far):

"Pretty kinky having a monkey wrench handy while having sex! I suppose to keep the nuts tight?"

:-D
Posted by Barbara 2012-04-07 10:18||   2012-04-07 10:18|| Front Page Top

#7 That's a great headline...Dang the Limey papers are so much more fun than our humorless liberal rags (as an aside, why is it that lefties have no sense of humor?)

Anyway, I pawing through my Rotadex for Heidi's phone number....

Or should I be more interested in the love bite on Kim's neck?
Posted by Bill Clinton 2012-04-07 12:52||   2012-04-07 12:52|| Front Page Top

#8 The wrench swinger
Posted by tu3031 2012-04-07 14:13||   2012-04-07 14:13|| Front Page Top

#9 They couldn't squeeze in a 'former presidential canidate John Edwards' in there somewhere?
Posted by CrazyFool 2012-04-07 15:41||   2012-04-07 15:41|| Front Page Top

#10 CF - there's some things even gravy-wrestling strippers won't touch
Posted by Frank G 2012-04-07 15:51||   2012-04-07 15:51|| Front Page Top

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22:24 JosephMendiola
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21:45 JosephMendiola
21:12 Eric Jablow
20:32 SteveS
20:23 George Ebbeamp4828
19:12 NoMoreBS
18:43 Bright Pebbles
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17:26 Barbara
16:31 Thing From Snowy Mountain
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