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2012-04-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man in Germany Calls Police Over Sex-Mad Date

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Posted by Fred 2012-04-14 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [207 views ] Top

#1 I should have been so fortunate, say, February 1987...

Posted by Raj 2012-04-14 00:27|| 2012-04-14 00:27|| Front Page Top

#2 With a 47 year old German woman? Ugh.

Posted by gromky 2012-04-14 04:31|| 2012-04-14 04:31|| Front Page Top

#3 ...met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city...

Ah, yes, beer goggles.

Posted by Procopius2k 2012-04-14 08:59|| 2012-04-14 08:59|| Front Page Top

#4 The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful".

I got an itch that I can't scratch...

Posted by tu3031 2012-04-14 11:15|| 2012-04-14 11:15|| Front Page Top

#5 I think I've seen this movie...hmmm Britt Ekland as Duchess Irma in Royal Flash?

Posted by Procopius2k 2012-04-14 12:31|| 2012-04-14 12:31|| Front Page Top

#6 OOOOOOOO, you can just hear perennial SKIRT = CAT/PUSS-CHASER PEPE LE PEW demanding "CONTROL YOURSELF, MADAME"!

lol.

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