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#1 He doesn't realise that a cricket ground is really a giant pub, with the ground serving the purpose of the TV in a sports bar.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2012-04-15 10:00||
#2 Or for another demonstration of love for Mother Country, visit any NASCAR race, especially if Michelle O. is there.....
Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-04-15 11:13||
#3 "Soccer is a game for Girls/Kids in the US" ...
SOCCER SYMBOLIZES NATIONAL DOMESTICITY, CULTURE, + QUALITY-OF-LIFE.
LOSING AT SOCCER = ...
> Baby Jesus is actually the Devil.
> Your favorite Pet is actually a Transformer Robot controlled by an escaped lab mouse wid an oversized Brain named "the Brain" who has a serious Napoleonic Complex + is out to take over the World every night.
> Your Wife or best GF of many years was born a Man.
> Mom + Grandma were lying to you all those years or deacdes ago when they claimed they cooked or made everything by hand.
> The US Govt declared Blatz Beer a "National Treasure" over Budweiser, Pabst, Miller or even Heineken. Ditto wid Escargots.
> France decides to fight the Germans instead of surrendering.
And so on, and so on ...
AND YOU JUST REALIZED OR FOUND OUT ABOUT IT ALL BEFORE OR DURING THE SOCCER GAME.
Thusly, Virginia, we learn again how Soccer Riots begin.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-04-15 22:52||
#4 Goodness, JosephM. Where did that come from?
Posted by trailing wife 2012-04-15 23:24||