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2012-04-26 Africa North

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Posted by tipper 2012-04-26 12:07|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 "It's OK - she's always been a bit frigid"

Posted by Frank G 2012-04-26 14:14|| 2012-04-26 14:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Enjoy your disenfranchised hell, Egypt. It's a one-way ticket.

Posted by gorb 2012-04-26 14:29|| 2012-04-26 14:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh. My. God. I'm speechless. Just OMG.

Posted by RandomJD 2012-04-26 15:03|| 2012-04-26 15:03|| Front Page Top

#4 NOW can we stop giving them money?

Posted by Steve White 2012-04-26 16:32|| 2012-04-26 16:32|| Front Page Top

#5 At least his entree used during the entire marriage need not change, "Honey, just lie there and I'll do the rest".

Posted by jack salami 2012-04-26 17:12|| 2012-04-26 17:12|| Front Page Top

#6 ...and, who said that Islam will never have a reformation?

Posted by jack salami 2012-04-26 17:13|| 2012-04-26 17:13|| Front Page Top

#7 Morbid curiosity gives rise to a body of questions:
Where does the 6 hour limit come from?

Is it a stiff deadline? What if you start at 5h 58min after time of death, do you have to stop when the timer goes off?

Suppose you come home and just happen to find one of your wives is dead. Can you guestimate the time of death or do you need something more forensic like liver temp? Do you call 911 before getting started or after?

If you can find a imam willing to do the temporary marriage of convenience thing, is it OK to boink any recently dead person of the female persuasion?

And finally, does this give new meaning to having your buddies over for a cold on?

Posted by SteveS 2012-04-26 17:37|| 2012-04-26 17:37|| Front Page Top

#8 FORWARD --- Into the Past.....

That is sick!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2012-04-26 21:01|| 2012-04-26 21:01|| Front Page Top

#9 Awwww, #1, I wanted to sat it.

That being said, a righteous EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW is warranted here.

Lest we fergit, Muslims can be forced under Sharia to marry an animal(s) iff they are caught have sex wid it - I'LL LET THE OTHER RB'ERS COME UP WID THE IMPLICATIONS/INFERENCES ON THAT.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-04-26 22:42|| 2012-04-26 22:42|| Front Page Top

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