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A sentiment also frequently voiced among Powerball winners.
Posted by Besoeker 2013-01-02 01:54||
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#2 I think this is the one. The Last One.
Posted by Bobby 2013-01-02 06:02||
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#3 in potentia non sit amor
Posted by Jack Snusotch2775 2013-01-02 09:27||
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#4 Eeeewwwww! Gonna be takin' a lotta them little blue pills!
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2013-01-02 12:47||
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#5 I am puzzled by his motives. He was already taking blue pills for the occasional pathetic poke at a dozen girls (politely hiding their disgust) in one night. So it wasn't about sex. But I doubt he married a bimbo named Crystal for her wit, compassion, steadfastness, intellect, tolerance, wisdom, and character. He's 86. Just afraid of being alone when he croaks?
Posted by RandomJD 2013-01-02 16:54||
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#6 "Can't you see that this is the last act of a desperate man?"
"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leaving!"
-- Blazing Saddles
Posted by Muggsy Mussolini1226 2013-01-02 17:02||
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#7 "Only three? I'm shocked."
I'm shocked he married at all, tw.
Why buy the cow when you can get a whole herd's worth of milk for free?
Posted by Barbara 2013-01-02 18:51||
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#8 The way I saw this described last year when it was announced was "cooking a steak over a pilot light."
By now the pilot light is probably a little dimmer.
Posted by tfsm sorta on the road 2013-01-02 19:30||
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