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2013-01-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Playboy Founder Hefner Marries for Third Time at 86

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Posted by Fred 2013-01-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed

A sentiment also frequently voiced among Powerball winners.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-01-02 01:54|| 2013-01-02 01:54|| Front Page Top

#2 I think this is the one. The Last One.

Posted by Bobby 2013-01-02 06:02|| 2013-01-02 06:02|| Front Page Top

#3 in potentia non sit amor

Posted by Jack Snusotch2775 2013-01-02 09:27|| 2013-01-02 09:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Eeeewwwww! Gonna be takin' a lotta them little blue pills!

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2013-01-02 12:47|| 2013-01-02 12:47|| Front Page Top

#5 I am puzzled by his motives. He was already taking blue pills for the occasional pathetic poke at a dozen girls (politely hiding their disgust) in one night. So it wasn't about sex. But I doubt he married a bimbo named Crystal for her wit, compassion, steadfastness, intellect, tolerance, wisdom, and character. He's 86. Just afraid of being alone when he croaks?

Posted by RandomJD 2013-01-02 16:54|| 2013-01-02 16:54|| Front Page Top

#6 "Can't you see that this is the last act of a desperate man?"
"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leaving!"
-- Blazing Saddles

Posted by Muggsy Mussolini1226 2013-01-02 17:02|| 2013-01-02 17:02|| Front Page Top

#7 "Only three? I'm shocked."

I'm shocked he married at all, tw.

Why buy the cow when you can get a whole herd's worth of milk for free?

Posted by Barbara 2013-01-02 18:51|| 2013-01-02 18:51|| Front Page Top

#8 The way I saw this described last year when it was announced was "cooking a steak over a pilot light."

By now the pilot light is probably a little dimmer.

Posted by tfsm sorta on the road 2013-01-02 19:30|| 2013-01-02 19:30|| Front Page Top

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