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2013-01-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Investigation After Stripper Falls During Lap Dance

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Posted by Fred 2013-01-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 "(The witness) stated that (the dancer) grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail."

Wow. Hope he tipped her...

Posted by tu3031 2013-01-03 00:03|| 2013-01-03 00:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Now Congress has an opportunity to have all strippers wear hard hats.

Posted by gorb 2013-01-03 00:16|| 2013-01-03 00:16|| Front Page Top

#3 #2 lol.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2013-01-03 00:18|| 2013-01-03 00:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Police said there is no further investigation on their side, because it appears to have been a horrible accident.

Because, if you can't trust the word of strip joint employees, who can you trust...

Posted by tu3031 2013-01-03 00:37|| 2013-01-03 00:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Tony "Bull" Johnson throws another one. Nobody can ride him!

Posted by Besoeker 2013-01-03 01:49|| 2013-01-03 01:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Major head trauma?

I....I....no, better to change the subject....

Posted by no mo uro 2013-01-03 06:00|| 2013-01-03 06:00|| Front Page Top

#7 That's not funny, that's, umm... well heh. LOL.

Posted by Shipman 2013-01-03 08:19|| 2013-01-03 08:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Congress will probably have to have safety hearings and call the dancers in one by one for questioning.

Posted by Rjschwarz 2013-01-03 08:53|| 2013-01-03 08:53|| Front Page Top

#9 OSHA will be sure to investigate and remove every layer of possible issue to revel the truth. They might be willing to go under deep cover.

Ok sorry... couldn't resist.

Posted by DarthVader 2013-01-03 12:38|| 2013-01-03 12:38|| Front Page Top

#10 "Stripper down!"

Posted by Muggsy Mussolini1226 2013-01-03 13:44|| 2013-01-03 13:44|| Front Page Top

#11 "I assure you, no matter how deep and tangled this conspiracy goes, we will reach the bottom!"

Posted by Charles 2013-01-03 14:58|| 2013-01-03 14:58|| Front Page Top

#12 This calls for an congressional -ummmm- probe. Or three or four....

Posted by CrazyFool 2013-01-03 15:48|| 2013-01-03 15:48|| Front Page Top

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