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2013-03-05 -Obits-
BREAKING: Chavez Dead
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Posted by  2013-03-05 16:57|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top

#1 Tried like hell to emulated Franco's exit. Guess his cocaine ridden body couldn't make it to > 1 yr of being brain dead.
Posted by Water Modem 2013-03-05 17:03||   2013-03-05 17:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Sean Penn mortified.
Posted by Jack is Back! 2013-03-05 17:03||   2013-03-05 17:03|| Front Page Top

#3 The Wall Street Journal adds that it was due to complications from cancer, and has a nice obituary here.
Posted by trailing wife 2013-03-05 17:09||   2013-03-05 17:09|| Front Page Top

#4 I really hope it's open-casket. Just so I can see his glorious face one-more time.

Then promptly imagine in the toilet bowl 5 minutes later.
Posted by Charles 2013-03-05 17:09||   2013-03-05 17:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Ghoul Pool gimme - just hope they don't pickle him like Lenin and plaster pictures of his carcass all over the place.
Posted by Bangkok Billy 2013-03-05 17:10||   2013-03-05 17:10|| Front Page Top

#6 you can still smell the sulphur
Posted by Frank G 2013-03-05 17:14||   2013-03-05 17:14|| Front Page Top

#7 They had to wait until they figured out the succession and get the troops in place.

Maybe the smell got too bad or he was turning funny colors and the buzzards in the yard were a dead give away.
Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-03-05 17:15||   2013-03-05 17:15|| Front Page Top

#8 Buzzards? I thought they were grieving family.
Posted by Charles 2013-03-05 17:22||   2013-03-05 17:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Bill's right. They ran out of ice.

Bye, bye asshole! Hope you like it warm.
Posted by Alanc 2013-03-05 17:24||   2013-03-05 17:24|| Front Page Top

#10 Senn Penn, Harry Belefonte, Susan Seradon, oliver stone and Danny Glover were big fans of Chavez. Maybe they'll go to the funeral and stay there.
Posted by lord garth 2013-03-05 17:27||   2013-03-05 17:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Good riddance.
Posted by DarthVader 2013-03-05 17:41||   2013-03-05 17:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Made my wine all the sweeter , thanks Hugo !At last he's been expropriated
Posted by Bubba Thud5705 2013-03-05 18:00||   2013-03-05 18:00|| Front Page Top

#13 Venezuelan Army mobilized and deployed.
Posted by Besoeker 2013-03-05 18:00||   2013-03-05 18:00|| Front Page Top

#14 And this is where I do my happy dance.
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2013-03-05 18:05||   2013-03-05 18:05|| Front Page Top

#15 Hugo is now Hugone. Say hello to Hitler.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2013-03-05 18:35||   2013-03-05 18:35|| Front Page Top

#16 Goodbye and Good riddance.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-03-05 18:51||   2013-03-05 18:51|| Front Page Top

#17 Hel just got a little more crowded.
Posted by charger  2013-03-05 19:01||   2013-03-05 19:01|| Front Page Top

#18 I mean "hell".

He's not a Viking, after all.
Posted by charger  2013-03-05 19:02||   2013-03-05 19:02|| Front Page Top

#19 Rest in Pieces
Posted by Rex Mundi 2013-03-05 19:38||   2013-03-05 19:38|| Front Page Top

#20 Beat me to it, Rex.

BURN IN HELL, Chavez. Hope you're comfy between Adolph and Osama.
Posted by Barbara 2013-03-05 19:49||   2013-03-05 19:49|| Front Page Top

#21 I only regret that as I got older, I can't hold as much urine. Where is he going to be buried?
Posted by Frank G 2013-03-05 20:02||   2013-03-05 20:02|| Front Page Top

#22 Frank for snark of the day.
Posted by Water Modem 2013-03-05 20:36||   2013-03-05 20:36|| Front Page Top

#23 Welcome to Hell, Hugo. Here's your pineapple ....
Posted by gorb 2013-03-05 21:00||   2013-03-05 21:00|| Front Page Top

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