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2013-03-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-
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Posted by Beavis 2013-03-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [336131 views ]  Top

#1 I guess there's no law against driving without pants.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2013-03-07 07:14||   2013-03-07 07:14|| Front Page Top

#2 DAMN, no pictures.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-03-07 08:44||   2013-03-07 08:44|| Front Page Top

#3 "Trailer home..."that sets the scene nicely
Posted by USN,ret 2013-03-07 09:07||   2013-03-07 09:07|| Front Page Top

#4 RedneckJim, remember this is Arkansas, be careful what you wish for. HEH!
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2013-03-07 10:24||   2013-03-07 10:24|| Front Page Top

#5 "DAMN, no pictures."

I'm thinking you probably don't want to see any pictures of this drunken idiot (but I repeat myself), RJ.

Somehow I doubt she's a double for Pamela Anderson.
Posted by Barbara 2013-03-07 10:25||   2013-03-07 10:25|| Front Page Top

#6 I believe the alcohol point works both ways, as the difference between a hunk/hunkete and (male/female) coyotes is somewhere around 5 drinks and 5 minutes to closing. As the commercials say, as seen on tv Spinger.
Posted by Procopius2k 2013-03-07 11:19||   2013-03-07 11:19|| Front Page Top

#7 when she hopped on board the battery-powered toy truck

What, you expect her to run? She'd look like a slow, accidental Barry Sanders.
Posted by swksvolFF 2013-03-07 12:42||   2013-03-07 12:42|| Front Page Top

#8 It had to happen in a trailer park.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2013-03-07 13:22||   2013-03-07 13:22|| Front Page Top

#9 the battery-powered toy truck

A white Ford Explorer?
Posted by Pappy 2013-03-07 14:09||   2013-03-07 14:09|| Front Page Top

#10 I suspect looking at the pictures would then require a large amount of brain bleach.
Posted by Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2013-03-07 21:10||   2013-03-07 21:10|| Front Page Top

#11 No, there's a mug shot in there.
Posted by tu3031 2013-03-07 22:18||   2013-03-07 22:18|| Front Page Top

#12 "No, there's a mug shot in there."

I think RJ wasn't looking for a photo of her face, tu.

I also think he should be grateful he didn't see one. ;-p
Posted by Barbara 2013-03-07 22:31||   2013-03-07 22:31|| Front Page Top

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