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2013-11-19 India-Pakistan
EDITORIAL : Musharraf's fate
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Posted by Fred 2013-11-19 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [341 views ]  Top
 File under: Govt of Pakistan 

#1 I'm waiting for Zenobia's comment.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-11-19 07:25||   2013-11-19 07:25|| Front Page Top

#2 #1 I'm waiting for Zenobia's comment.

Speechless I am. On yesterday's news, however... disregard this evil verse, for I was surely possessed by a Shaitan.

Forty-eight million Pakistanis do without a loo
Allah's mercy provides a spot for every one to poo
A modest shepherdess of Swat whose years were very few
When nature called in random spots would duck behind a ewe.
Outside the imambargha gate, the imam took his cue:
"Inshallah, some Sunni dog will wear this on his shoe!"
On a Karachi cricket pitch, the ball the bowler threw
Escaped the bat, which struck a turd -- good heavens, how it flew!
The Generals at the big parade, as troops passed in review,
Upheld their salutes, undid their belts, and squatted in situ.
The soldiers, not to be outdone, and all to the drums' tattoo,
With stony faces, halted, shat, and wiped their mates' wazoo.
The President asked, "Ambassador, however do you do?"
"Does protocol permit a shit right here in public view?"
His Exellency didn't know, but one thing's not at issue:
Though short of loos, these Muslims pure don't lack for toilet tissue.
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-11-19 20:38||   2013-11-19 20:38|| Front Page Top

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