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2016-01-27 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone

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Posted by Fred 2016-01-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 ALWAYS wear your seatbelt.

Posted by gorb 2016-01-27 00:19|| 2016-01-27 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 And this is why the F-35 needs a ~~HUD~~ HMD.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-27 01:06|| 2016-01-27 01:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Should have used the vibrating cod piece.

Posted by DarthVader 2016-01-27 01:19|| 2016-01-27 01:19|| Front Page Top

#4 Multitaskerbating

Posted by Besoeker 2016-01-27 01:20|| 2016-01-27 01:20|| Front Page Top

#5 At least Fred didn't use any ellipses.

Posted by KBK 2016-01-27 01:43|| 2016-01-27 01:43|| Front Page Top

#6 If you are going to practice auto-eroticism, you really need a self-driving car.

Posted by SteveS 2016-01-27 02:19|| 2016-01-27 02:19|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL SS

Posted by Shipman 2016-01-27 13:59|| 2016-01-27 13:59|| Front Page Top

#8 You don't suppose the car was powered by a Wankel engine, do you?

Posted by JimK 2016-01-27 15:42|| 2016-01-27 15:42|| Front Page Top

#9 Whoa JK ends the thread.

Posted by Shipman 2016-01-27 16:32|| 2016-01-27 16:32|| Front Page Top

#10 JimK - you da' MAN!

Posted by Barbara 2016-01-27 19:21|| 2016-01-27 19:21|| Front Page Top

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