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2016-03-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Wis. Man, Named [You'll NEVER guess it!], Accused Of Assaulting Cop & Deputy

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Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-03-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 My guess was Mohammed - I'm such a bigot!

Posted by Raj 2016-03-02 01:30|| 2016-03-02 01:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Same here. Played like a screechy Biberian violin of hate, I was.

Fear Muslims? You're prejudiced, buddy,
For Islam is peaceful, not bloody.
Well, that's what they tell us...
The murderous fellas
Must frighten themselves, or they're nutty!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-03-02 02:22|| 2016-03-02 02:22|| Front Page Top

#3 His close friends call him SoShitty-plop-plop-plop

Posted by Airandee 2016-03-02 06:59|| 2016-03-02 06:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Biting the officer's ring finger? Maybe they should call him Gollum for short.

Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-03-02 07:33|| 2016-03-02 07:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Son of Unskinny bop bop bop bop and Papa oo mao mao papa oo mao mao.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-03-02 08:47|| 2016-03-02 08:47|| Front Page Top

#6 Come ON, what is with these clickbait headlines? What is this, a link farm? Editors, please change these before publication.

Posted by Fester Thrimble9033 2016-03-02 10:39|| 2016-03-02 10:39|| Front Page Top

#7 We'll take it under consideration.

Posted by Pappy 2016-03-02 13:43|| 2016-03-02 13:43|| Front Page Top

#8 @#6: The article seems to be posted in its entirety and, therefore, does not meet the definition of "click-bait."

Humor can be your friend, esp. in not-so-humorous times.

Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2016-03-02 14:03|| 2016-03-02 14:03|| Front Page Top

#9 Especially humorous, considering the commenter is posting from a Chinese IP.

Posted by Pappy 2016-03-02 18:54|| 2016-03-02 18:54|| Front Page Top

#10 @#9 - here's the last line of #8 (in some version of Chinese): Yōumò kěyǐ chéngwéi nǐ de péngyǒu, Tèbié Zài bù nàme yōumò bèi.

Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-03-02 19:02|| 2016-03-02 19:02|| Front Page Top

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