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2016-03-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by gorb 2016-03-15 03:05|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 UNGAWA!

Posted by Airandee 2016-03-15 06:28|| 2016-03-15 06:28|| Front Page Top

#2 killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator

I call BS or error in translation. Alligators just don't get that big. Salt water crocs can get that big but not alligators.

Posted by AlanC 2016-03-15 07:43|| 2016-03-15 07:43|| Front Page Top

#3 When you suffer from a reptile dysfunction...

Snark of the day.

Posted by Bugs Unomolet8189 2016-03-15 08:15|| 2016-03-15 08:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, I was skeptical at first, but since all Barbara Johnson's other work looks solid...

considered a reptile specialist

Sez Doc, as he scissors the gizzard,
"Wee Jimmie was always a wizard --
Though I thought the oral
A tittle immoral --
At sticking his dick in a lizard!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-03-15 09:26|| 2016-03-15 09:26|| Front Page Top

#5 I wish I had not read this story.

Posted by jvalentour 2016-03-15 09:50|| 2016-03-15 09:50|| Front Page Top

#6 24-foot alligator? Jimmy Olsen?

Other headlines at the site:

Israel: Prime Minister Netanyahu praises Trump, says Palestinians should pay for West Bank Wall

Man Dies of Hypothermia after Eating 60 Gallons of Ice Cream

Florida: Zoo employee killed while attempting to rape an alligator

Charles Manson’s fiancee finally pregnant with twins after successful in vitro fertilization

Scientists discover the location of the soul within the human brain

Saudi Arabia: Panel of Scientists admits Women are Mammals, yet ‘Not Human’

The Florida state record for length is a 14 foot 3-1/2 inch male from Lake Washington in Brevard County.

Posted by Fred 2016-03-15 10:50|| 2016-03-15 10:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Aww, that takes all the fun out of it. :-)

Posted by gorb 2016-03-15 13:36|| 2016-03-15 13:36|| Front Page Top

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