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2016-03-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Flight Attendant Who Left Suitcases Full Of Coke At Airport Turns Herself In

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Posted by gorb 2016-03-24 13:48|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Someone rat her out? Or was it random luck?

Posted by rjschwarz 2016-03-24 14:47|| 2016-03-24 14:47|| Front Page Top

#2 "In her bags, TSA agents found clothes, Trojan Magnum condoms and 68.49 pounds of cocaine wrapped in green saran wrap and labeled "BIG Ranch," cops said."

Channeling Slim Pickens: "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."

Posted by GORT 2016-03-24 15:40|| 2016-03-24 15:40|| Front Page Top

#3 The pitfalls of being a drug mule. My guess is the cartel bosses won't take kindly to her "bad parenting" of the shipment. Bet she turned herself in fearing a Vince Foster/Ron Brown type of ending..

Posted by Warthog 2016-03-24 15:52|| 2016-03-24 15:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Posted by Ray Nagin 2016-03-24 16:50|| 2016-03-24 16:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Marsha, Marsha, Marsha :(

Posted by Shipman 2016-03-24 17:16|| 2016-03-24 17:16|| Front Page Top

#6 The JetBlue flight attendant, a former beauty pageant contestant, was randomly stopped last Friday at a checkpoint for airline workers.

"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" *sprint*

Posted by Frank G 2016-03-24 21:06|| 2016-03-24 21:06|| Front Page Top

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