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2016-03-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Dilbert Award nominee: Tannerite and lawn tractor fight back

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Posted by Besoeker 2016-03-26 07:37|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 In Georgia

Posted by Skidmark 2016-03-26 10:59|| 2016-03-26 10:59|| Front Page Top

#2 Never heard of the Dilbert award. Is this something to do with Scott Adams?

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2016-03-26 12:12|| 2016-03-26 12:12|| Front Page Top

#3 They probably meant Darwin. "Better living through natural selection."

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2016-03-26 12:37|| 2016-03-26 12:37|| Front Page Top

#4 What is the recommended amount of Tannerite for a lawn mower?

Posted by james 2016-03-26 12:54|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2016-03-26 12:54|| Front Page Top

#5 I imagine the "Dilberts" as a showcase for non-fatal stupidity, sort of the farm league for the "Darwins"

Posted by Mercutio 2016-03-26 13:46|| 2016-03-26 13:46|| Front Page Top

#6 "Hold my beer - watch this!"

Posted by Raj 2016-03-26 14:34|| 2016-03-26 14:34|| Front Page Top

#7 I've been angry at my mower before but I never thought of blowing it up.

Posted by jvalentour 2016-03-26 15:22|| 2016-03-26 15:22|| Front Page Top

#8 He's not eligible for a Darwin Award - he's not dead.

Posted by Barbara 2016-03-26 16:23|| 2016-03-26 16:23|| Front Page Top

#9 This sad story highlights the importance of the dry run, when experimenting with explosive substances. Still, if he's ever around strangers, he can weave a war story about how an IED took his leg off.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2016-03-26 19:06|| 2016-03-26 19:06|| Front Page Top

#10 Scott Adams himself is an asshole and moron of monumental proportions, so if he's giving out awards, he really ought to reserve a shelf in his office... fucking moron has done more than forty others valorizing common con man grifting as a modern-day virtue. He seems to have taken his "Catbert" and "Dogbert" characters as moral exemplars rather than cautionary stories.

Posted by Mitch H. 2016-03-26 21:28|| 2016-03-26 21:28|| Front Page Top

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