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2016-04-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Besoeker 2016-04-14 07:04|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 "Worst case of suicide I ever saw."

Posted by GORT 2016-04-14 12:00|| 2016-04-14 12:00|| Front Page Top

#2 A vendor of secondhand goods
Fell out with a few of his buds.
His heartfelt remorse
Took a terrible course
When he buried himself in the woods.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-04-14 12:55|| 2016-04-14 12:55|| Front Page Top

#3 That's some toothbrush...

Palmyra: An old hieroglypher,
Undaunted with Daesh to differ,
Clawed out a last drawing
As Mahmoud was sawing:
"I sure wish this toothbrush were stiffer!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-04-14 13:07|| 2016-04-14 13:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Bigfoot did it.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2016-04-14 14:06|| 2016-04-14 14:06|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like they found him right after the escape and "then he got away again".

Posted by Ho Chi Crinens5363 2016-04-14 18:36|| 2016-04-14 18:36|| Front Page Top

#6 "Semi-Automatic Military Grade Assault Toothbrush Shank™"

Posted by Frank G 2016-04-14 21:08|| 2016-04-14 21:08|| Front Page Top

23:57 Zenobia Floger6220
22:39 Seeking cure for ignorance
22:27 Zenobia Floger6220
22:19 Zenobia Floger6220
22:18 Thing From Snowy Mountain
22:12 charger
22:06 mossomo
22:01 SteveS
22:00 Bill Clinton
21:56 Bill Clinton
21:50 DarthVader
21:49 hotspur666
21:38 Zenobia Floger6220
21:31 Glenmore
21:13 Frank G
21:12 Ho Chi Crinens5363
21:08 Frank G
20:54 Frank G
19:58 Iblis
19:41 Cheaderhead
18:43 Sgt. Mom
18:36 Ho Chi Crinens5363
18:33 Ho Chi Crinens5363
18:00 Besoeker