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2016-05-30 Bangladesh
Seven Sundarbans bandits surrender to RAB
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Posted by Fred 2016-05-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 We want to start a new life’

Ah, you have seen the light and surrendered to a higher power, excellent first step. Now it's time to:

1. Find a quiet place outside of some tony Upazilla where you might gather quietly and consider your past.

II. It will be very dark and unlighted so bring a shutter gun and at least two rounds of bullet, perhaps one of the group should have a sharp device.

Step the Third. Discuss amongst yourselves honestly (srsly) and openly (rly) your past crimes, wants and warrants. You need not be wanted in 12 (twelve) systems, but ideally at least 3 (three) and your mother should love you.

IVee. Cookies and Juice! Usually someone has to go call his bookie and settle the claiming race bet at Saratoga, let him go it's break time!

Funf Steppen Regather and commencing again the agenda

Six. Is that Mahmoud coming back from his call, thrashing about with the pompatus in the weeds? Likely no. In this case fire wildly and FLEE

Promptly adjourn with new life.
Posted by Shipman 2016-05-30 02:41||   2016-05-30 02:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Bravo!
Posted by trailing wife 2016-05-30 09:54||   2016-05-30 09:54|| Front Page Top

#3  Is that Mahmoud coming back from his call, thrashing about with the pompatus in the weeds?

Damn - now I have that earworm.
Posted by Pappy 2016-05-30 10:15||   2016-05-30 10:15|| Front Page Top

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