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2016-08-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Healthy Hillary sez Bill enjoys Big Balloons

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Posted by Skidmark 2016-08-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 And big Cigars! Really, really big cigars!

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-08-24 01:13|| 2016-08-24 01:13|| Front Page Top

#2 ...In fairness, sometimes a cigar is just a...really big cigar.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2016-08-24 05:07|| 2016-08-24 05:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Big buzzooms too.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2016-08-24 11:47|| 2016-08-24 11:47|| Front Page Top

#4 So reality is her alternate-reality.

And didn't she just stonewall the FBI by claiming she didn't feel well?

Stomach virus and dehydration; what happens when you drink your dinner.

But ok. Spongebobbing to balloons and bubbles.

Question: We know nothing unscripted, even if poorly scripted, but why pickles?

Yeah, the story: Oh! Just happened to have a jar of unopened pickles here, go ahead and prove you are not the old lady who can't open pickles.

OK, beets, definitely old grandma stuff. Mayo, definitely too white. Why not something else? Even if the jar had already been opened, she doesn't seem to have a problem getting into pickles.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-08-24 11:54|| 2016-08-24 11:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Perhaps she has some experience with phallic vegetables.

Posted by Skidmark 2016-08-24 12:08|| 2016-08-24 12:08|| Front Page Top

#6 Peaches are a fruit.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-08-24 12:46|| 2016-08-24 12:46|| Front Page Top

#7 She likes the color green, that's for sure.

Posted by Raj 2016-08-24 15:50|| 2016-08-24 15:50|| Front Page Top

#8 So Bill likes 'big balloons'.
This leaves Hillary where exactly?

Posted by ed in texas 2016-08-24 17:35|| 2016-08-24 17:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Fertility: Craving for gherkins!
Big Mother has no use for merkins.
Her stairway to power
Sure messed up our shower.
Poor Hillary... Anthony Perkins?

Geez. Wikipedia's gut more or less nuthin on Buddy, let alone Pickles. OTOM.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-08-24 20:15|| 2016-08-24 20:15|| Front Page Top

#10 #8 So Bill likes 'big balloons'.
This leaves Hillary where exactly?

apparently he's not the only one

Posted by Frank G 2016-08-24 20:36|| 2016-08-24 20:36|| Front Page Top

#11 Clinton Nostra preference?:

Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-08-24 23:26|| 2016-08-24 23:26|| Front Page Top

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