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2016-10-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Union Pacific: Man Struck By Train Has 'Significant Injuries'

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Posted by Fred 2016-10-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Well, on the positive side, he has now been trained.

Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-10-14 00:12|| 2016-10-14 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Is "significant injuries" a polite euphuism for looking like a bowl of spaghetti?

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2016-10-14 00:16|| 2016-10-14 00:16|| Front Page Top

#3 So? You should see the train!

Posted by European Conservative 2016-10-14 00:26|| 2016-10-14 00:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Trains, why do they hate us ?

Posted by Besoeker 2016-10-14 03:42|| 2016-10-14 03:42|| Front Page Top

#5 See yesterday's story about the car hopping death.

Posted by Skidmark 2016-10-14 07:03|| 2016-10-14 07:03|| Front Page Top

#6 What was a man doin' in that 'hood and not on the train??? It's dangerous down there...

Posted by One Eyed Speaking for Boskone7919 2016-10-14 07:32|| 2016-10-14 07:32|| Front Page Top

#7 #1 Well, on the positive side, he has now been trained. Clever and funny.

Posted by JohnQC 2016-10-14 08:05|| 2016-10-14 08:05|| Front Page Top

#8 And Blossom gets to go to their room.

Posted by Pappy 2016-10-14 08:21|| 2016-10-14 08:21|| Front Page Top

#9 They all do, along with anyone else who contributes to the fun. :-)

Posted by trailing wife 2016-10-14 16:01|| 2016-10-14 16:01|| Front Page Top

#10 Her plaintive horn shrieking a note of
Confusion ('twas almost emotive)
Until the brakes stilled her:
"Why make me a killer?
Inscrutable, cruel loco motive!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-10-14 17:00|| 2016-10-14 17:00|| Front Page Top

#11 "Too stupid to live" really should be a valid diagnosis.

Posted by Barbara 2016-10-14 19:16|| 2016-10-14 19:16|| Front Page Top

#12 "Okay, Floyd! Load 'im on the stretcher!"
"No! You load him on the stretcher!"

I know a firefighter who says just give him a pair of gloves and he'll pick up anything. He's picked up lots of brains that have popped out of skulls in his life.

Posted by Uleasing Turkeyneck4980 2016-10-14 22:00|| 2016-10-14 22:00|| Front Page Top

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