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2016-11-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Squirrel hospitalizes Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels

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Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2016-11-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 What is it with Democrats and rodents. First Jimmy and the giant killer rabbit and now squirrels

Posted by Cheaderhead 2016-11-23 05:57|| 2016-11-23 05:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Brookins had denounced the eastern gray squirrel just a few weeks before the accident. Same gray squirrel or a different one? Gray squirrels don't like being denounced. Accident you say? I think not. The alderman is lucky to get off with his life.

Posted by JohnQC 2016-11-23 07:21|| 2016-11-23 07:21|| Front Page Top

#3 FSB trained squirrel?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-11-23 07:54|| 2016-11-23 07:54|| Front Page Top

#4 The squirrels used the assassin's veto!

Posted by DarthVader 2016-11-23 09:08|| 2016-11-23 09:08|| Front Page Top

#5 I was attacked by a screech owl while I was on the drive to work this morning. I had to hock a loogey so I rolled the window down and the owl flew in and whacked me upside the head. Sadly, the owl expired.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-11-23 09:25|| 2016-11-23 09:25|| Front Page Top

#6 AL-VINNN!

Posted by USN, Ret. 2016-11-23 11:00|| 2016-11-23 11:00|| Front Page Top

#7 FSB trained squirrel?

Only the Secret Squirrels.

Posted by Pappy 2016-11-23 11:09|| 2016-11-23 11:09|| Front Page Top

#8 Another example of chicago whites impeding the forward progress of black men everywhere!

Posted by Skidmark 2016-11-23 12:50|| 2016-11-23 12:50|| Front Page Top

#9 ZH:

Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-11-23 20:30|| 2016-11-23 20:30|| Front Page Top

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