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2016-12-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

The erotic carp calendar you never knew you needed is here in time for Christmas

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Posted by Fred 2016-12-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 If the poor abused girls/women had been holding "crap" it would be high art and social comementary

Posted by Cheaderhead 2016-12-06 06:09|| 2016-12-06 06:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Somehow, the idea fails to excite.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-12-06 06:40|| 2016-12-06 06:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Nice size carp, though.

Smoked a carp once .... hard to keep lit.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2016-12-06 09:07|| 2016-12-06 09:07|| Front Page Top

#4 As the old saying goes: If it smells like fish...

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-12-06 10:51|| 2016-12-06 10:51|| Front Page Top

#5 The calendar has been described as a ‘must have’ for any ‘passionate angler or lover of fish’

Posted by Frozen Al 2016-12-06 11:41|| 2016-12-06 11:41|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm more of a koi guy.

Posted by Shipman 2016-12-06 12:03|| 2016-12-06 12:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Rats, after peaking I would have said their being koi.

Too late.

Posted by Shipman 2016-12-06 12:06|| 2016-12-06 12:06|| Front Page Top

#8 The "little man in the boat" says "two thumbs up!"

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-12-06 12:13|| 2016-12-06 12:13|| Front Page Top

#9 A fish joint, and business is snappy...
But diners don't seem to be happy,
Asserting, en masse,
"Say, this stuff smells like bass!"
"I assure you, good sir, it's just crappie!"

Found amidst a pile of coprolites.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-12-06 14:19|| 2016-12-06 14:19|| Front Page Top

#10 carpe foxem. (sieze the foxes)

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-12-06 15:03|| 2016-12-06 15:03|| Front Page Top

#11 UhOh, looks like the carp did not have an exclusivity contract: Kurds Open ‘Trump Fish’ Restaurant

Trigger Warning!: Breitbart.

Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-12-06 18:36|| 2016-12-06 18:36|| Front Page Top

#12 It would be nice if hey got the models to smile, they just look annoyed.

Posted by rjschwarz 2016-12-06 23:31|| 2016-12-06 23:31|| Front Page Top

#13 The carp don't look too thrilled either...

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-12-06 23:51|| 2016-12-06 23:51|| Front Page Top

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