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2016-12-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Here's Your Fake News -- Amy Schumer Showcases Her Knockout Body!

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Posted by charger 2016-12-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Flounder, from Animal House.

Posted by SteveS 2016-12-18 00:24|| 2016-12-18 00:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Truly - don't go there - there are something you just can't unsee.
(Learned that the hard way...)

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-12-18 00:48|| 2016-12-18 00:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Why does Old Navy want me to spend money with them? I noticed that no-talent fatty appearing in their television ads recently?

Posted by Crusader 2016-12-18 01:24|| 2016-12-18 01:24|| Front Page Top

#4 OMG!! I should have heeded my elders warning!! BLEACH PLEASE or an olive fork.

Posted by Steven 2016-12-18 02:00|| 2016-12-18 02:00|| Front Page Top

#5 My eyes! Why didn't you warn us? I'm gonna sue!

Posted by gorb 2016-12-18 02:40|| 2016-12-18 02:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Geez. Tough crowd.

A pious young harlot of Sumer
Went grey as an object of humor:
All day at the temple
She'd holler, "Free sample!"
But never could find a consumer.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-12-18 04:10|| 2016-12-18 04:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Amy Sowmer...

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-12-18 06:10|| 2016-12-18 06:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Captain ahab, to the courtesy phone please.

Posted by Nguard 2016-12-18 08:26|| 2016-12-18 08:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Never heard of her. Is she married to Chuck?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2016-12-18 09:02|| 2016-12-18 09:02|| Front Page Top

#10 I didn't know you could put a bikini on a fire hydrant.

Posted by no mo uro 2016-12-18 09:24|| 2016-12-18 09:24|| Front Page Top

#11 #9 - His niece

Posted by Frank G 2016-12-18 10:05|| 2016-12-18 10:05|| Front Page Top

#12 right down to the tramp stamp, but you wouldn't see anybody riding THAT on the back of their H-D: forklift maybe....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2016-12-18 10:53|| 2016-12-18 10:53|| Front Page Top

#13 So, she's like a moped, can be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on it.
She's going to be Barbie in the eponymous movie. Actually you could make about 2176 Barbies out of her.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2016-12-18 11:04|| 2016-12-18 11:04|| Front Page Top

#14 An exercise in creative writing for the Daily Mail staffers assigned this story. Beyond that, she is of the Junoesque type often seen on beaches nowadays, a type not best suited to bikinis, it seems to me, but prefered by some men to the currently fashionable ectomorphs and mesomorphs.

Posted by trailing wife 2016-12-18 11:49|| 2016-12-18 11:49|| Front Page Top

#15 Cow, lots of cow - it's what's for dinner!

Posted by Raj 2016-12-18 12:30|| 2016-12-18 12:30|| Front Page Top

#16 I'd hit it............where's my sand wedge again?

Posted by AlanC 2016-12-18 12:38|| 2016-12-18 12:38|| Front Page Top

#17 there's a fine line between "Drunk enuf to hit it" and "Whiskey Dick"

Posted by Frank G 2016-12-18 12:45|| 2016-12-18 12:45|| Front Page Top

#18 Double rimshot for #17!

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-12-18 14:14|| 2016-12-18 14:14|| Front Page Top

#19 More like her torso is showing signs of a twelve pack.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-12-18 14:49|| 2016-12-18 14:49|| Front Page Top

#20 Well, she was in a beer commercial with that gay guy...

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-12-18 15:24|| 2016-12-18 15:24|| Front Page Top

#21 More like her torso is showing signs of a twelve pack.

And working toward a Kegger.

(Take it from someone who has one...)

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-12-18 15:47|| 2016-12-18 15:47|| Front Page Top

#22 Someone who was trying to be charitable might say, "But she has a pretty face."

But they would be wrong.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2016-12-18 16:53|| 2016-12-18 16:53|| Front Page Top

#23 Are those freckles or buckshot scars?

Posted by Grunter 2016-12-18 16:54|| 2016-12-18 16:54|| Front Page Top

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