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2017-02-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Infamous Picture-Ruining Yellow Car in Famous English Village Vandalised

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Posted by Fred 2017-02-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Withlocals’ public backing, the retired dentist says he won’t have his style dictated by tourists.

A word from the National Trust might do the trick. Try the nearby car park.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-02-05 07:53|| 2017-02-05 07:53|| Front Page Top

#2 With locals’ public backing,

My wife grew up in a tourist trap of a town on Cape Cod.

She kept a copy of an old Mad Magazine that captured the feelings perfectly.

"We hate those Yankees; but love those Yankee dollars".

Given the UKs taxes I doubt the locals see much benefit.

Posted by AlanC 2017-02-05 08:20|| 2017-02-05 08:20|| Front Page Top

#3 Photoshop and On1 do a nice job of 'unwanted item' removal in post-production.

Just sayin'

Posted by Mullah Richard 2017-02-05 11:07|| 2017-02-05 11:07|| Front Page Top

#4 A glad Mexicano of Truro
Was badly in need of a Euro.
Though, sadly, not native,
The lad got "creative"
And painted some stripes on his burro.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-02-05 15:28|| 2017-02-05 15:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Verbs, dammit. Stood badly.

Also,

A hugely hung midget of Truro,
Accustomed to sleep in his bureau,
Was burned to an ember,
Blocked in by his member...

And bugger if I can finish it.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-02-05 15:33|| 2017-02-05 15:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Pray God that isn't how you'll go?

L-r is a near rhyme sound...

Posted by trailing wife 2017-02-05 18:13|| 2017-02-05 18:13|| Front Page Top

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