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2017-03-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Reporters freak out over radiation: by the numbers using bananas

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Posted by DarthVader 2017-03-13 09:55|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 bananas are mildly radioactive

So are people for the same reason. Someone calculated your life expectancy would be reduced by a few days if you slept next to someone, due to increased risk of cancer from their radioactivity.

Posted by phil_b 2017-03-13 15:58|| 2017-03-13 15:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Psst . . . don't tell them about ceramic fillings or they'll go rip all their teeth out!

Posted by gorb 2017-03-13 16:35|| 2017-03-13 16:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Wait until they find out that the reason you don't see those stub antennas on cell phones is because your body is now the antenna.
Good times!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2017-03-13 17:51|| 2017-03-13 17:51|| Front Page Top

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