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2017-04-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

N.J. woman enraged by 'fancy white people' attacks man, Porsche with hammer

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Posted by Fred 2017-04-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 If Obama had another daughter....

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-04-06 01:10|| 2017-04-06 01:10|| Front Page Top

#2 the man told the television station in an interview

If he can talk to TV people, he isn't too badly hurt.

Massachusetts. Porsche. Boat Liberal?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-06 02:51|| 2017-04-06 02:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Nice hammer. Reminds me of my hammerless model 638. Here, let me show it to you as I speed dial 911.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-04-06 07:48|| 2017-04-06 07:48|| Front Page Top

#4 re: #2.

g(r)om if it's MA it's probably liberal but Uxbridge does lean very slightly GOP.

Posted by AlanC 2017-04-06 07:57|| 2017-04-06 07:57|| Front Page Top

#5 AC, a conservative would never, ever, in a million years use a Porsche to drag a bout. This is like, like mixing humus with soy sauce, or mixing Chianti with beer.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-06 08:28|| 2017-04-06 08:28|| Front Page Top

#6 bout ---> boat. You see how disturbed I was?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-06 08:29|| 2017-04-06 08:29|| Front Page Top

#7 I thought you were typing in scottish

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2017-04-06 09:13|| 2017-04-06 09:13|| Front Page Top

#8 G(r)omgoru, the Porsche in this case may be a Cayenne which is kinda a Porsche SUV with a 7700lbs towing capacity.

Posted by Seeking cure for ignorance 2017-04-06 09:21|| 2017-04-06 09:21|| Front Page Top

#9 For a' that, an' a' that.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-06 09:22|| 2017-04-06 09:22|| Front Page Top

#10 A Porsche SUV? Excuse me, I've to have a smoke to relax!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-06 09:24|| 2017-04-06 09:24|| Front Page Top

#11

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2017-04-06 09:26|| 2017-04-06 09:26|| Front Page Top

#12 How many times I've wished for a hammer.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-04-06 10:04|| 2017-04-06 10:04|| Front Page Top

#13 potential hate crime? Please do away with this concept. There are sufficient laws on the books to punish this woman. Besides, the added category of "hate crimes" is only used to punish boneheaded white people.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-04-06 11:16|| 2017-04-06 11:16|| Front Page Top

#14 Skid I have a nice selection of hammers you could borrow ranging from tack sized on up to sledges.

I would suggest the 22 oz Estwing framing hammer for general hand to hand combat and car smashing.

Posted by AlanC 2017-04-06 11:16|| 2017-04-06 11:16|| Front Page Top

#15 a conservative would never, ever, in a million years use a Porsche to drag a bout

Yeah, they would.

Posted by Pappy 2017-04-06 12:37|| 2017-04-06 12:37|| Front Page Top

#16 #15 Look up #10

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-06 13:03|| 2017-04-06 13:03|| Front Page Top

#17 Old Joke:

Q:Difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?

A: A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside

Posted by USN, Ret. 2017-04-06 14:29|| 2017-04-06 14:29|| Front Page Top

#18 I would suggest the 22 oz Estwing framing hammer for general hand to hand combat and car smashing.

Is it smooth or does that model have the dimpled strike face?

Posted by Skidmark 2017-04-06 15:28|| 2017-04-06 15:28|| Front Page Top

#19 I prefer my 28oz. framing hammer.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2017-04-06 15:59|| 2017-04-06 15:59|| Front Page Top

#20 Skid, mine has the smooth face but I'll go with either, I got it cheap when I was banging nails for a living.

Deacon, If you can swing a 28 oz all day over head hanging strapping your a better man than I am (or was).
The contest was how many strikes to sink a 16d nail while building frames on the deck......one to tap to start and one to sink it. ;^)

Posted by AlanC 2017-04-06 17:40|| 2017-04-06 17:40|| Front Page Top

#21 Somebody had to... no?

Posted by Victor Emmanuel Johnson5588 2017-04-06 20:42|| 2017-04-06 20:42|| Front Page Top

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