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2017-04-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

North Korea Offers Unconditional Surrender After Mike Pence Angrily Squints at It

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Posted by gorb 2017-04-18 11:35|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Satire is funny. Speaking of funny, I thought the DMZ show was performed for a South Korean audience.

Posted by The peanut gallery 2017-04-18 13:16|| 2017-04-18 13:16|| Front Page Top

#2 While I like VP Pence, I think SecDef Mattis would do a better job at staring down the NorKs.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2017-04-18 13:46|| 2017-04-18 13:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe the Norks should be provided with some of General Mattis' more familiar quotes prior to glaring across the DMZ.

1. "The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot."

2. "I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all."

3. "Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact."

4. "Marines don't know how to spell the word defeat."

5. "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

Posted by JohnQC 2017-04-18 17:02|| 2017-04-18 17:02|| Front Page Top

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