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2017-04-30 Afghanistan

Afghan Taliban Announce Start of 'Spring Offensive'

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Posted by trailing wife 2017-04-30 00:22|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top
File under: Taliban

#1 "I have been instructed by secret communication that we should all gather in Nangarhar Province in Afghanistan on Sunday, May 14th, which is the infidels' Mother's Day."

Posted by gorb 2017-04-30 12:43|| 2017-04-30 12:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh wonderful jumbleful spring
hormones awakening after winter naps
making bumbling idiots
out of unsuspecting saps

Oh dopey me, I bathed
perfumed, powdered and dusted
picked out slinky sexy things
getting more and more flust’ed

I skipped down the lights
and locked the stairs
let down the dogs and
tripped over my hair

“Dames Javid” I purred
“come sugar me some lip”
as I swiveled my eyelashes
and batted my hip

He tongued on his trip,
as he blew in my eye
then gazed in my ear
and heaved a big sigh

Posted by DarthVader 2017-04-30 21:09|| 2017-04-30 21:09|| Front Page Top

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