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2017-05-04 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Sacred cow ambulance service launched in India

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Posted by Fred 2017-05-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 An amoolance?
Cowbonix misappropriation. Ten yard penalty.

Posted by gorb 2017-05-04 01:05|| 2017-05-04 01:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Pls, pls Pappy let him stay at the table.

Posted by Shipman 2017-05-04 08:28|| 2017-05-04 08:28|| Front Page Top

#3 With apologies to black and Hindu 'burgers, a twee meditation on reincarnation...

Thou back of the bovine, O Brahma...
Barack! Kamadenu, yo mama,
Was quick to go, "Jambo!"
To bigamous Shambo
And... cue self-born speech-lord Obama.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-05-04 09:56|| 2017-05-04 09:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Kamadhenu, even. Can't spell for sh-t, lately. I blam kreyboad.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-05-04 10:02|| 2017-05-04 10:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Udderly ridiculous.

Posted by DarthVader 2017-05-04 10:21|| 2017-05-04 10:21|| Front Page Top

#6 When you see a sacred cow, milk it for all its worth.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2017-05-04 10:52|| 2017-05-04 10:52|| Front Page Top

#7 "The cow is a poem of mercy."
So said the Mahatma. In verse he
Rephrased it: "Thanks, Jersey,
For milk -- and you, Guernsey --
And urine to sip when I'm thirsty."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-05-04 11:21|| 2017-05-04 11:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Lampooned the lieutenant so listful,
"Woo woo," and the mooing was wistful,
Behooving a luvvie:
"This movie was groovy.
Some Hindu should give you a fistful!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-05-04 11:39|| 2017-05-04 11:39|| Front Page Top

#9 And promptly landed on Abdul Mannan.

(from a couple days ago)

Posted by swksvolFF 2017-05-04 12:00|| 2017-05-04 12:00|| Front Page Top

#10 Too bad SacredCowBurgers.com closed about 10 years ago...

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-05-04 12:02|| 2017-05-04 12:02|| Front Page Top

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