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2017-05-26 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Deputies: Semi-Truck Driver Crashes Through Doors at Brothel

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Posted by Fred 2017-05-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 I can't...well, that guy's f***ed.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-05-26 00:58|| 2017-05-26 00:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Kinda difficult if it's semi-wrecked.

Posted by gorb 2017-05-26 01:24|| 2017-05-26 01:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Only his dog and his mom needed to be involved for this to become a hit country song.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2017-05-26 01:27|| 2017-05-26 01:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Driving a semi into a brothel has a certain symbolism.

Posted by phil_b 2017-05-26 02:08|| 2017-05-26 02:08|| Front Page Top

#5 A new series coming to OWN, about a truck driver...

Posted by ed in texas 2017-05-26 08:24|| 2017-05-26 08:24|| Front Page Top

#6 His truck wanted to get FRUCKED what the fuck?

Posted by Crinegum Ulaigum2776 2017-05-26 09:33|| 2017-05-26 09:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Well you know what they say about truckers with erectile dysfunction; They just get a new Peterbilt.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2017-05-26 09:46|| 2017-05-26 09:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Must have been super horny

Posted by DarthVader 2017-05-26 14:50|| 2017-05-26 14:50|| Front Page Top

#9 Wife will probably send him a Deere John letter.

Posted by swksvolFF 2017-05-26 15:37|| 2017-05-26 15:37|| Front Page Top

#10 "My guess is he knew it would be worldwide news if he rammed his truck into a brothel with 35 hot girls in it that is world famous."

"Yessirree. Right east on Hwy 50, take a left on Bunny Ranch Road, we're located on Moonlight Road. Parking's free and remember, 35 hot girls. Doors are open 24/7...actually...really wide open"

Posted by Frank G 2017-05-26 15:44|| 2017-05-26 15:44|| Front Page Top

#11 The doors are wide open as our girls!

Posted by DarthVader 2017-05-26 15:48|| 2017-05-26 15:48|| Front Page Top

#12 That's why he lost his job at the trucking company.
He didn't react well to red lights.

Posted by ed in texas 2017-05-26 18:57|| 2017-05-26 18:57|| Front Page Top

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