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2017-06-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Seven Percent Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk … Comes From Brown Cows

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Posted by Besoeker 2017-06-18 07:44|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Disavowing the contributions of the non-white bovines, are we?

RAAAAAACIST!

Posted by Mullah Richard 2017-06-18 07:53|| 2017-06-18 07:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Ovaltine,
Nestle's Quik,

and my Mom's favorite...Bosco!!!

Posted by AlanC 2017-06-18 08:12|| 2017-06-18 08:12|| Front Page Top

#3 You've got to be kidding. People actually think this? I'm thinking it's more like this: You can dismiss the seven-percent figure as a function of the margin of error and trolling by respondents, as some people probably found the question so amusing that they answered “brown cows” just to mess with the pollster. Where the heck do they think chocolate Boost or Ensure protein drinks come from; chocolate soy beans?

Posted by JohnQC 2017-06-18 09:34|| 2017-06-18 09:34|| Front Page Top

#4 I wonder how many thing baby oil comes from babies?

If peanut oil comes from peanuts...
and coconut oil from coconuts...
What does baby oil come from?

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-06-18 09:40|| 2017-06-18 09:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Planned Parenthood?

Posted by The peanut gallery 2017-06-18 09:49|| 2017-06-18 09:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Go to your room peanut.

And I am so stealing that one!

Posted by DarthVader 2017-06-18 10:03|| 2017-06-18 10:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Everyone kmows they just feed the coes cocoa beans and sugar water.

Posted by gorb 2017-06-18 11:14|| 2017-06-18 11:14|| Front Page Top

#8 Wow, the ignorance of you guys, it comes from the same place the white milk comes from, the grocery semi-truck!

Posted by NoMoreBS 2017-06-18 12:12|| 2017-06-18 12:12|| Front Page Top

#9 Stainless steel tanker trucks, you've seen them on the interstate, right, right?

Posted by magpie 2017-06-18 12:51|| 2017-06-18 12:51|| Front Page Top

#10 Ignore the animal in the graphic. Bad milking choice.

Posted by Blackbeard Craviting9861 2017-06-18 13:15|| 2017-06-18 13:15|| Front Page Top

#11 Ignore the animal in the graphic. Bad milking choice.

It is possible to get a kind of milk from that beast. Whether it would go well with a bowl of corn flakes is another matter.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2017-06-18 14:56|| 2017-06-18 14:56|| Front Page Top

#12 I suggest that the 7% attempt to milk that beast.

'Herd Reduction', don't you see.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2017-06-18 15:28|| 2017-06-18 15:28|| Front Page Top

#13 Yep. Herd reduction of the 7%.

Posted by gorb 2017-06-18 15:33|| 2017-06-18 15:33|| Front Page Top

#14 It is possible to get a kind of milk from that beast. Whether it would go well with a bowl of corn flakes is another matter.
Posted by Zhang Fei

Corn flakes and taste test be damned. Surviving the extraction would be the challenge.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-06-18 15:56|| 2017-06-18 15:56|| Front Page Top

#15 Yogurt comes from sick cows.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2017-06-18 16:43|| 2017-06-18 16:43|| Front Page Top

#16 So Almond milk is Asian tears?

Posted by Skidmark 2017-06-18 18:59|| 2017-06-18 18:59|| Front Page Top

#17 You've got to be kidding. People actually think this?

Even more believe in the socialist Magic Money Tree(tm).

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-06-18 20:44|| 2017-06-18 20:44|| Front Page Top

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