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2017-08-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Elephant stops traffic to pilfer potatoes from truck
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Posted by Fred 2017-08-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [336090 views ]  Top

#1 Oh, I thought this was going to be about Michelle
Posted by Ulains Thuque6389 2017-08-02 01:32||   2017-08-02 01:32|| Front Page Top

#2 Early entry for Snark O' The Day!
Posted by Raj 2017-08-02 02:06||   2017-08-02 02:06|| Front Page Top

#3 If it were about Michelle it would be about junk in her trunk, not potatoes.
Posted by gorb 2017-08-02 03:57||   2017-08-02 03:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Elephant pilfers potatoes? Not "pilfers." The elephant was merely a socialist and "expropriated" the potatoes. Or perhaps the elephant was a Democrat and just "taxed" the driver of the truck.
Posted by JohnQC 2017-08-02 08:50||   2017-08-02 08:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Or the 'Trunk' realized it outmassed all of the threats and continued the mission.
Posted by Skidmark  2017-08-02 10:17||   2017-08-02 10:17|| Front Page Top

#6 And I was looking for the Chris Christie shutting down traffic jokes....
Posted by bbrewer126 2017-08-02 21:45||   2017-08-02 21:45|| Front Page Top

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