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2017-08-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by badanov 2017-08-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Damn, is there no end to man-shaming? We can't even let the dregs of society satisfy their urges without ridiculing them? Jesus stop punching down.

Posted by Harcourt Angoluting9366 2017-08-13 00:57|| 2017-08-13 00:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Sorry.

I thought it was funny.

Posted by badanov 2017-08-13 00:58|| http://www.chriscovert.net 2017-08-13 00:58|| Front Page Top

#3 It is

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-08-13 01:50|| 2017-08-13 01:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Yeah, it's funny. Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by SteveS 2017-08-13 02:31|| 2017-08-13 02:31|| Front Page Top

#5 I thought it was a satire about Googleoids.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-08-13 02:52|| 2017-08-13 02:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Not just for sex anymore

Posted by Skidmark 2017-08-13 03:29|| 2017-08-13 03:29|| Front Page Top

#7 ...they realised immediately they’d been tricked by their programmers into having sex with some of the lowest, most repulsive forms of man the UK has to offer.

Yep, but blame the Left for importing all those Muslims to end White Britain.

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-08-13 04:06|| 2017-08-13 04:06|| Front Page Top

#8 Mind you, if they had one that can clean & cook...

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-08-13 06:49|| 2017-08-13 06:49|| Front Page Top

#9 A good electrician and plumber all in one package would be super.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-08-13 07:49|| 2017-08-13 07:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Ruthlessly ridiculing lesser men for the crime of being who they are. You sound like a bunch of feminists.

Posted by Harcourt Angoluting9366 2017-08-13 10:49|| 2017-08-13 10:49|| Front Page Top

#11 The batteries can be removed, right ?

Posted by Besoeker 2017-08-13 11:15|| 2017-08-13 11:15|| Front Page Top

#12 Mind you, if they had one that can clean & cook...

How about mowing the lawn?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2017-08-13 11:19|| 2017-08-13 11:19|| Front Page Top

#13 How about mowing the lawn?

Don't have one.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-08-13 11:30|| 2017-08-13 11:30|| Front Page Top

#14 Mind you, if they had one that can clean & cook...

Just a sandwich?

Posted by Pappy 2017-08-13 12:20|| 2017-08-13 12:20|| Front Page Top

#15 "Hey Robbie, bring me a beer!"

Posted by Skidmark 2017-08-13 12:41|| 2017-08-13 12:41|| Front Page Top

#16 Now if only the Brits could become self-aware....

Posted by Mercutio 2017-08-13 13:44|| 2017-08-13 13:44|| Front Page Top

#17 Do they get headaches?

Posted by JohnQC 2017-08-13 14:49|| 2017-08-13 14:49|| Front Page Top

#18 Now imagine this piece with "vibrator" replacing "robot" and references to males replaced with references to females.

Posted by charger 2017-08-13 16:17|| 2017-08-13 16:17|| Front Page Top

#19 They then in turn either work for network television or spy agencies or the pentagon!

Posted by Black Bart Cromotch7868 2017-08-13 16:18|| 2017-08-13 16:18|| Front Page Top

#20 Great. Shell out a few grand for something that, in an unquiet manner, doesn't like its hair, boobs, legs, etc.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2017-08-13 17:30|| 2017-08-13 17:30|| Front Page Top

#21 I have yet to see an article that have a video of a moving functioning robot. The still photos all look creepy and if they aren't showing video I suspect they look even faker.

Posted by rjschwarz 2017-08-13 17:44|| 2017-08-13 17:44|| Front Page Top

#22 What can I get for a rib?

Posted by gorb 2017-08-13 18:29|| 2017-08-13 18:29|| Front Page Top

#23 Now imagine this piece with "vibrator" replacing "robot" and references to males replaced with references to females.

It is called The View, and the communication units had to be removed because nobody was liking what they were saying.

Posted by swksvolFF 2017-08-13 18:39|| 2017-08-13 18:39|| Front Page Top

#24 The Future! Erotic orthotics
And upper colonic dildonics!
Your own rubber tootsy
With which to play footsy
From under the heel of robotics.

Ick.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-08-13 19:32|| 2017-08-13 19:32|| Front Page Top

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