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2017-08-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Not such a bright idea! Californians sprayed SUNSCREEN in their eyes to watch solar eclipse

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Posted by Anomalous Sources 2017-08-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Color me gobsmacked

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2017-08-29 11:18|| 2017-08-29 11:18|| Front Page Top

#2 "Hello, I am a lawyer from Dewey, Cheatam and Howe. Were you injured by spraying sunscreen into your eyes for the eclipse? If so, you can join our class action suit against sunscreen manufacturers, the sun, and President Trump. Yes, the makers of sunscreen will try to evade this by pointing out that the bottle explicitly says not to put the sunscreen in your eyes. But who has time to read all that legal stuff? Call us today at 1-800-555-1234"

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2017-08-29 12:02|| 2017-08-29 12:02|| Front Page Top

#3 I had heard that it was Ohio-ans who did this, and scratched my head.

But Californians?

Oh Lord God, I thank thee that Thou hadst delivered me, a former Californian born and raised in the state, from such lunacies.

Posted by ptah 2017-08-29 14:33|| 2017-08-29 14:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Nobody actually saw the patients, it's a someone told me story which means its nonsense.

Posted by rjschwarz 2017-08-29 23:14|| 2017-08-29 23:14|| Front Page Top

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