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2017-08-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Vandals Chop Head Off Christopher Columbus In Yonkers

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Posted by Fred 2017-08-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 He was a slave holder too. Injuns that he found here in 'Merka. He tried to make them into Christians.

Posted by texhooey 2017-08-31 01:35|| 2017-08-31 01:35|| Front Page Top

#2 ATTENTION: Please DO NOT – I repeat – DO NOT use the $1 – $2 – $50 or the $100 bills. They have pictures of former slave owners on them! Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!

DO NOT just throw them away. They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so.

Please contact me for further disposal instructions. We must get these out of circulation immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-08-31 01:43|| 2017-08-31 01:43|| Front Page Top

#3 There are certain Italian special interest groups in New York who can (and probably will) address the issue. They have their own set of laws, just like you.

Rick Blaine: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to invade.

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-08-31 07:36|| 2017-08-31 07:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Send me all your $20's. Jackson not only owned slaves, he was a trader in that commodity.

Grant's only slave, I believe, was a gift to his wife who he (Grant) later freed.

You maybe get to keep your $10's, though. Hamilton thought the practice repugnant, even though he owned a few.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2017-08-31 10:41|| 2017-08-31 10:41|| Front Page Top

#5 I know of no African-American on U.S. currency; ergo the country is racist. Send me all your racist currency to dispose of.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-08-31 12:36|| 2017-08-31 12:36|| Front Page Top

#6 ..may I recommend Harriet Tubman.

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-08-31 15:34|| 2017-08-31 15:34|| Front Page Top

#7 She is a Pub? Better send those for a good scrubbing too.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-08-31 17:31|| 2017-08-31 17:31|| Front Page Top

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