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2017-09-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Loveless Monkey Adopts Chicken
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Posted by Fred 2017-09-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 A few months ago, Niv attempted to adopt a previous chicken, but it spurned her advances.

You could say that one... chickened out.
Posted by Raj 2017-09-04 00:12||   2017-09-04 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Is Niv's dad around to give her any featherly advice?
Posted by gorb 2017-09-04 00:30||   2017-09-04 00:30|| Front Page Top

#3 Odd. Most times, it's cats.
Posted by Pappy 2017-09-04 10:45||   2017-09-04 10:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Niv is in danger of all sorts of accusations of misplaced love. PETA may be on this.
Posted by JohnQC 2017-09-04 11:18||   2017-09-04 11:18|| Front Page Top

#5 I still remember our border collie doing his duty & keeping our cat from going next door & eating the dog food at a neighbor's house. I actually saw the dog pick the cat up by the nape of his neck, carry him back to the front porch, dropping the cat & giving the cat a good tongue-lashing by barking at it.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2017-09-04 11:23||   2017-09-04 11:23|| Front Page Top

#6 A whole different spin on 'choking the chicken'.
Posted by ed in texas 2017-09-04 14:05||   2017-09-04 14:05|| Front Page Top

#7 I remember male monkeys and hens.
Ugly.
Posted by Skidmark 2017-09-04 14:13||   2017-09-04 14:13|| Front Page Top

#8 Like country song says, Looking for love in all the wrong places?
Posted by JohnQC 2017-09-04 15:23||   2017-09-04 15:23|| Front Page Top

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