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2017-12-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Opossum breaks into Florida liquor store, gets drunk

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Posted by Fred 2017-12-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 I see the beginnings of a glorious ad campaign:

"I don't often drink, but when I do, I drink bourbon."
-- The World's Most Interesting Marsupial

Posted by SteveS 2017-12-04 00:25|| 2017-12-04 00:25|| Front Page Top

#2 "... she drank the whole damn bottle."

Cop, "Please step out of the car."

Driver, "I'm too drunk, you get in."

Posted by Hupeting Sforza8196 2017-12-04 05:31|| 2017-12-04 05:31|| Front Page Top

#3 She was just playing.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-12-04 09:06|| 2017-12-04 09:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Maybe she should switch to a pinot grigio--it is light and refreshing--kind of a girlie wine--stay away from the hard stuff.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-12-04 10:08|| 2017-12-04 10:08|| Front Page Top

#5 "I swear they groped me while I was unable to consent"

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-12-04 10:56|| 2017-12-04 10:56|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL Steve

Posted by Shipman 2017-12-04 12:33|| 2017-12-04 12:33|| Front Page Top

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