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2018-02-23 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-02-23 17:27|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.

Guess he got organized.

Posted by Skidmark 2018-02-23 17:56|| 2018-02-23 17:56|| Front Page Top

#2 Chee'brgr, chee'brgr, chee'brgr. No Coke! Pepsi!!

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-02-23 18:32|| 2018-02-23 18:32|| Front Page Top

#3 I suspect the "former Freemason" was exchanging burgers for meth.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2018-02-23 20:38|| 2018-02-23 20:38|| Front Page Top

#4 "He was also discovered naked along with clothes, a remote controlled police car and toy gun."

Bath Salts.

Luckily the object of his drug induced fixation was just an object this time.

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2018-02-23 21:10|| 2018-02-23 21:10|| Front Page Top

#5 YCMTSU.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-02-23 22:56|| 2018-02-23 22:56|| Front Page Top

#6 ~~File away~~ Bury with lawyer-pooch story.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-02-23 22:59|| 2018-02-23 22:59|| Front Page Top

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