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2019-02-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Mystery deepens as cops unable to ID human foot that washed up on Vancouver shore

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Posted by Frank G 2019-02-12 09:38|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 >The coroner's service has determined that the latest foot belonged to a man, but have been unable to match its DNA with any databases.

The coroner might be extradited to the UK for trans-hate thought-crime of assuming the foot's gender.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-02-12 11:22|| 2019-02-12 11:22|| Front Page Top

#2 But did the foot pay rent...

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-02-12 12:25|| 2019-02-12 12:25|| Front Page Top

#3 A minefield for bad puns and jokes in poor taste that I shall not step into.

Posted by SteveS 2019-02-12 13:08|| 2019-02-12 13:08|| Front Page Top

#4 No gunshot, so prolly not a Paleo

Posted by Frank G 2019-02-12 15:19|| 2019-02-12 15:19|| Front Page Top

#5 I checked. Not mine.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2019-02-12 15:45|| 2019-02-12 15:45|| Front Page Top

#6 A minefield for bad puns and jokes in poor taste that I shall not step into.

Ugh; you have no sole.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-02-12 16:05|| 2019-02-12 16:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Ugh; you have no sole.

If Pappy were here, he'd give us both the boot.

Posted by SteveS 2019-02-12 17:51|| 2019-02-12 17:51|| Front Page Top

#8 The suggestion that these people were killed in Canadian territory is completely with footing.

Posted by Canuckistan sniper 2019-02-12 17:56|| 2019-02-12 17:56|| Front Page Top

#9 He'd sock it to us for sure.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-02-12 18:03|| 2019-02-12 18:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Let us pray for these castaway souls:
May they soon wash ashore in their shoals;
That they be more complete
(though they'll still just be feet),
Let us hopefully troll with our poles.

Also: hoser; froze 'er; toes, sir (or vice versa?)

Posted by Theting Unitle3104 2019-02-12 20:52|| 2019-02-12 20:52|| Front Page Top

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