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2019-02-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife's Dream Last Night

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-02-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 That's just married life. You always apologize - especially if you've done nothing wrong.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-02-20 01:19|| 2019-02-20 01:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Just get used to being wrong. It's easier that way.

Posted by ed in texas 2019-02-20 07:41|| 2019-02-20 07:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh, this is satire?

Posted by gorb 2019-02-20 08:35|| 2019-02-20 08:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Many husbands have to do this also. Part of the pre-nups is an apology certificate.

Posted by JohnQC 2019-02-20 08:48|| 2019-02-20 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 The did a funny bit on this in the TV show Flight of the Conchords.

Posted by Iblis 2019-02-20 09:39|| 2019-02-20 09:39|| Front Page Top

#6 For a long time when conflict broke out on the home front I would tell Mrs Cesare that she was approaching the frontier. Finally after a protracted difference of opinion, I told her she was right on the border. Never having asked before she demanded to know, Border of what exactly?

I replied 'The Magical Land of I don't Care How Big Your F-ing Tits Are'. Ever since she has only probed the frontier seemingly to make sure that the border still exists.

Posted by Cesare 2019-02-20 10:56|| 2019-02-20 10:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Somehow correlated to the drop in fertility among males in western countries?

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-02-20 11:41|| 2019-02-20 11:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Personal favorite is being asked for an opinion, in a what is your opinion? form, when the decision is already made, mapped, diagrammed, and concluded.

The real fun is when I can sniff out the trap, and purposefully take a devil's advocate position.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-02-20 11:47|| 2019-02-20 11:47|| Front Page Top

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