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Owl alà Fred for Eat an Animal for PETA Day! Yummy!
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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-03-02 07:30 pm|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [802 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Make that spotted owl and you've got the Lumberjack's Special©
Posted by Frank G  2003-03-02 19:37:37||   2003-03-02 19:37:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Save a tree! Wipe your ass with a spotted owl!
Posted by Bodyguard 2003-03-02 23:07:37||   2003-03-02 23:07:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Outstanding. When serving exotic gamebird, the choice of wine is more difficult. A smoky fume blanc is good, as is a jammy pinot noir. In either case, remove the label from the bottle, wrap the bird's head in it and mail it to PETA's head quarters. If God did not want us to eat animals, He would not have made them out of meat.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2003-03-03 00:39:11||   2003-03-03 00:39:11|| Front Page Top

#4 For North Korean Stuffed Stifled Owl:
Strangulate owl with zeal of aggression and substitute all other ingredients with moonpie. Substituting with chicken will create Dear Leader's favorite, "Choked Chicken on Jong Il Peak"
Posted by Anonymous Great Leader 2003-03-03 01:04:35||   2003-03-03 01:04:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Stufed, sorry.
Posted by Anonymous Great Leader 2003-03-03 01:13:42||   2003-03-03 01:13:42|| Front Page Top

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