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2005-06-04 Arabia

Al-Asheikh Calls on Muslims to Defend Qur'an

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Posted by Fred 2005-06-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 nise fred.

ima ushully purdy eezy goin but thisn defend em korran crap is put me overn em edje.

thinkerin to meeselfs dont do sumthin stoppid nex tyme ima see em korran

Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-04 00:19|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-04 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 The sheik must've been in a hurry that morning. He forgot the fan belt.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-06-04 00:35|| 2005-06-04 00:35|| Front Page Top

#3 His fanbelt is intracranial and two sizes too tight.

Posted by ed 2005-06-04 00:42|| 2005-06-04 00:42|| Front Page Top

#4 The only thing keeping me from taking a sh*t on a koran and posting pictures of it for the world to see is that I don't want to spend money to buy one.

Posted by BH 2005-06-04 00:43|| 2005-06-04 00:43|| Front Page Top

#5 let's get the fuel cells - or that solar energy we were discussing the other day...faster please! And let's wipe that smile of the faces of these spoiled brats. The sooner the better.

Posted by 2b 2005-06-04 00:51|| 2005-06-04 00:51|| Front Page Top

#6 No prob, BH. Get your free Qur'an from CAIR, while supplies last! I wonder what I'm gonna do with mine. I'm a pre-menopausal female with several assault rifles. Any ideas? :)

Posted by ST 2005-06-04 01:51|| 2005-06-04 01:51|| Front Page Top

#7 //Posted by ST 2005-06-04 01:51|| Front Page|| Comment Top //

yoo date?

Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-04 02:00|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-04 02:00|| Front Page Top

#8 muck4doo, LOL. I should add, technically, they're my husband's assault rifles. But the Glock .45 is mine.

What I meant was, should I go the Maxi-Pad option with my free Koran, or should I take it to the range and ventilate it? It's a serious dilemma. "An attack against Muslims and a violation of international law and conventions"? I mean, I'd like to commit a heinous act of war. What would y'all recommend? ;)

Posted by ST 2005-06-04 02:22|| 2005-06-04 02:22|| Front Page Top

#9 You could turn on Fox News...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-06-04 02:29|| 2005-06-04 02:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Unless it's an awfully small volume, ST, the pad route strikes me as more than a tad uncomfortable. I mean, why should you have to suffer? Although it would be the more artistic choice... but still. How about getting an aroused dog to relieve his urges on it instead? Or accidentally leave it in the pig's pen for a week or so, then find it when you muck out (not you mucky -- you prefer the combination of cows and guns!) You can always ventilate it later, but realistically that would just be to make you feel better, not do something truly heinous. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-06-04 02:36|| 2005-06-04 02:36|| Front Page Top

#11 //Posted by ST 2005-06-04 02:22|| Front Page|| Comment Top //

goddamit. all teh good ones always taken.

Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-04 02:40|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-04 02:40|| Front Page Top

#12 So, is taking the Koran in to the bathroom for reading material whilst doing your business an act of war?

Not gonna crap on it or flush it. Got one of those low-flow jobbers in the swingin' penthouse, and besides, sticking stuff in the john and flushing it lost its charm for me after I hit first grade. It's all about...um....education here. Yeah, that's it.

I think I need guidance from Al-Aska Paul if he's around. Am I gonna get a fatwa on my ass if I take that free Koran into "the library"?

(Note to ST - Man, that would be one damn thick maxipad! How the hell could you walk with something like that?)

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-06-04 02:47|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-06-04 02:47|| Front Page Top

#13 Gah! TW, I was going to tear out pages, silly! Pages would also be good for TP. However, animal toys, pens, and cages do have their merits. And you're right, it'd have to be pigs, but there aren't any around here. Oho. How bout I fry it in bacon grease? That oughta blow Al-Asheikh's fan belt right off!

Posted by ST 2005-06-04 02:49|| 2005-06-04 02:49|| Front Page Top

#14 Looks like someone beat you to the fan belt, ST.

;)

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-06-04 02:50|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-06-04 02:50|| Front Page Top

#15 Actually, ST got me thinking....

Say I'm reading the thing while enjoying a wonderful pulled pork BBQ sandwich. How do I turn the pages to ensure I don't get pig fat on the pages?

If I smear some sauce on it, does that make the thing haram?

I need to contact this esteemed scholar, Al-asheikh. Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-06-04 02:54|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-06-04 02:54|| Front Page Top

#16 Ask an Imam. Or confer with RB's in-house ulema, al-Aska Paul.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-06-04 03:00|| 2005-06-04 03:00|| Front Page Top

#17 //So, is taking the Koran in to the bathroom for reading material whilst doing your business an act of war? //

thisn goddam emberasin but im admit im dun that before. had it rite in teh magasine rakc. ohter than that never dissed it tho.

not hoperin for virngines or anythin jus wanna maker shure shure allah dont roest me on em spit

Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-04 03:03|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-04 03:03|| Front Page Top

#18 So I went to "Ask an Imam" to see about DB's BBQ sauce. I don't know about pig fat, but you better not be feeding your cat anything haraam, but Listerine is okie-dokie.

Posted by ST 2005-06-04 03:20|| 2005-06-04 03:20|| Front Page Top

#19 sweet!

im liken ask teh imam. :)

Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-04 03:37|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-04 03:37|| Front Page Top

#20 There should be a classics section just for the comments here. funny shit. keep it going.

Posted by Rafael 2005-06-04 03:59|| 2005-06-04 03:59|| Front Page Top

#21 ST: Do both! And don't forget to post pics.

Posted by someone 2005-06-04 04:29|| 2005-06-04 04:29|| Front Page Top

#22 pulled pork - mmmmmmm

Posted by 3dc 2005-06-04 04:41|| 2005-06-04 04:41|| Front Page Top

#23 Dang - now this is the way to kick off a weekend!

Posted by Rex Mundi 2005-06-04 09:06|| 2005-06-04 09:06|| Front Page Top

#24 Good eye, Sea. The hyper-religious types, the imams, mutawas, and self-anointed have a different sort of dress code. The hallmarks are no fan belt, short(er) thobes (like high-water pants, heh), sandals instead of shoes, growing some sort of beard, dying the beard with henna, etc. Small things, but after a short time, they stick out like a sore thumb to you.

Note that he's sporting the heavily starched, perfectly pressed, center-line ridge - it's all the rage, doncha know. Note that it hoods the face and ask yourself if you want wankers wearing this gear to be driving cars. Heh. There's a definite Klingon sort of thing going on with that ridge, not to mention the behavioral similarities.

Posted by .com 2005-06-04 10:34|| 2005-06-04 10:34|| Front Page Top

#25 Yep, it's best to hedge your bets hellfire wise Muck. I still remembers your moohamid4doo phase.
We were all worried.

Posted by Shipman 2005-06-04 10:57|| 2005-06-04 10:57|| Front Page Top

#26 Sea, thanks for the link! He's got more rules & reg's than the guvmint!

I think I might do the environmentally sensitive thing and recycle it after I finish reading it. Hmmm.....the Sierra Club & their buddies would love it. ;)

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-06-04 12:24|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-06-04 12:24|| Front Page Top

#27 Mucky, you didn't drop it on the bathroom floor, did you?

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-06-04 12:27|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-06-04 12:27|| Front Page Top

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