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2006-02-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-16 01:33|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I'm considering body reduction surgery so it LOOKS bigger.

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2006-02-16 06:45|| 2006-02-16 06:45|| Front Page Top

#2 While out fishing with my Grampaw once when I was about 10, he said" Marry a woman with small hands". I asked why and he said, "Because it will make your oecker look bigger". I miss Grampaw.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-02-16 07:48|| 2006-02-16 07:48|| Front Page Top

#3 ROFL, DB!!!

Um, what's a "oecker"?

LOL. ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-02-16 07:53|| 2006-02-16 07:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Some guys.... Give them a 1/2" and they demand a mile....

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-02-16 08:24|| 2006-02-16 08:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Some male friends and I had great sport with one young woman who asked us what penis "enarglement" was. She had received several spams, all with the same misspelling, so assumed that it was something else.

So, without being *too* specific, we wove a great tale about how "enarglement" roughened the penis to radically improve the pleasure of females. By our vague description, after "enarglement", the penis would look something like a crocodile, only bumpier.

Needless to say, she was fascinated by the whole concept.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-02-16 08:57|| 2006-02-16 08:57|| Front Page Top

#6 How about the women?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-02-16 09:02|| 2006-02-16 09:02|| Front Page Top

#7 I really need spell-checker. Should be pecker. the O is too close to the P.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-02-16 09:44|| 2006-02-16 09:44|| Front Page Top

#8 An 'oecker' is a short 'squoeker'

Posted by KBK 2006-02-16 10:13|| 2006-02-16 10:13|| Front Page Top

#9 All I can say is, before the surgery I never realized how many turnstiles there are in the world. Oh, the humanity!

Posted by Dar">Dar 2006-02-16 12:26|| 2006-02-16 12:26|| Front Page Top

#10 date a dwarf - she'll think you're huge

Posted by Frank G 2006-02-16 13:28|| 2006-02-16 13:28|| Front Page Top

#11 How about the women ?
How much you want for the little girl ?

Posted by wxjames 2006-02-16 14:55|| 2006-02-16 14:55|| Front Page Top

#12 Now why isn't THIS on the front page of the WaPo or Times? Eh? See the pattern? (snicker)

Posted by Bobby 2006-02-16 19:52|| 2006-02-16 19:52|| Front Page Top

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