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2006-06-11 Iraq

U.S. keeps heat up as al-Qaida in Iraq issues urgent appeals

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Posted by Fred 2006-06-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Another statement in the name of Hamil al-Rashash (Holder of the Rifle) struck a more desperate note. "Help, help! Support, support!" it said addressing the Islamic ummah, or community. "Assistance, assistance! Where is your money? And where are your men?

This reminds me of the last scene in Duck Soup with Groucho (as Rufus Firefly) saying "Send reinforcements! And if you can't send reinforcements, send two more women!"

Posted by WTF! 2006-06-11 00:40|| 2006-06-11 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe Hollywood and the MSM could put together a telethon to help raise funds.

Posted by DMFD 2006-06-11 01:23|| 2006-06-11 01:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Send mullahs, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Hey AlQ guys, lighten up. When I'm worried about something I ask myself, "What's the worst that can happen?" OK, for you maybe that's not such a good idea, since the worst that can happen involves a couple of angry Kurdish guys with blowtorches, but you see where I'm going. And remember: after you're dead, the New York Times will print long articles about how you weren't really important after all. So try to keep things in perspective, and remember, statistically speaking it's unlikely that the guy next to you is the one who ratted out Zarkman. Although he certainly had the opportunity and the motive.

Posted by Matt 2006-06-11 08:22|| 2006-06-11 08:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Jeez, but this Matt is a cold one.

Posted by 6 2006-06-11 08:41|| 2006-06-11 08:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Or just had it, 6.

Posted by anonymous2u 2006-06-11 11:08|| 2006-06-11 11:08|| Front Page Top

#6 I kidnapped a waitress
the way I always do.
How was I to know
she was with the Kurdish too?

I was fighting in Fallujah
I took a little risk.
Send Mullahs, guns, and money
Binny, get me out of this!

An innocent jihadi
Somehow I got stuck.
Oh, Iraq is a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yeah, I'm down on my luck.

Now I'm hiding in Haditha
I'm a desperate man!
Send Mullahs, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan.

Send Mullahs, guns and money...

Posted by Pappy 2006-06-11 12:19|| 2006-06-11 12:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Zevon kisses you from his grave Pappy!

Posted by 3dc 2006-06-11 12:27|| 2006-06-11 12:27|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL, Pappy.

Posted by Matt 2006-06-11 12:56|| 2006-06-11 12:56|| Front Page Top

#9 :-) Pappy!

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-06-11 13:42|| 2006-06-11 13:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Give me some time and I will make a melody and guitar tabs, Pappy! You made a gem! LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-06-11 13:59|| 2006-06-11 13:59|| Front Page Top

#11 Bravo, Pappy! LOL.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-06-11 17:08|| 2006-06-11 17:08|| Front Page Top

#12 :>
Serious tuneSmithery

Posted by 6 2006-06-11 17:52|| 2006-06-11 17:52|| Front Page Top

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